the unrefined art of self-sabotage: a blog

Ask anything?   olympia, wa

Babysitting a tiny puppy

— 4 hours ago with 3 notes
#my life 

tsarcasm:

shaunjumpnow:

Cereal tea bags are serially (pun) the best idea. 
For when you only want the milk at the end

That’s disgusting

I actually gagged

(via kanyewest420)

— 5 hours ago with 5861 notes

adulthoodisokay:

but i’ll be there for you
as the world falls down

Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

(Source: enchantedadieu, via erroetcresco)

— 15 hours ago with 11307 notes
#gif  #labyrinth 

fartymcmly:

cute date ideas:

  • follow birds around
  • talk to birds
  • draw birds together
  • go to the zoo to look at the birds
  • go shopping and buy shirts with birds on them
  • birds

(via samanticshift)

— 16 hours ago with 9259 notes
#me 

theanti90smovement:

[rubs my chin intelligently] the solar system is quite large

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— 19 hours ago with 2370 notes